Stolen from Angela-free-glades!
1) Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
2) Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
3) Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
4) Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
5) Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
6) Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
7) Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
8) Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
9) Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
10) Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
11) Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
12) Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
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1) Iris needs the following Ultima Online (3D) Client files to work correctly (am I functioning incorrectly then?

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2) Iris looks like it is saying "Ahhhhh" (I what? Ahhh?)
3) Iris says Ahhhh on Flickr - Photo Sharing! (is this coincidence or what?

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4) Iris wants Your Vote! (I do! >o)
5) Iris does not change colors in an adult (Who does? xD)
6) Iris HATES you, and probably hates me... because I don't treat her like a princess. (this wasn't the first option, but one of the funniest

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7) Iris asks You Today's Important Question (Yes. Have you brushed your teeth this morning?)
8) Iris likes Cats
And Sushi! (I wonder how those two combine? o-o)
9) Iris eats some catnip (No sushi? According to the second hit "Iris eats a rose". All kinds of jokes about plant-cannibalism and vegetarians come to mind >o)
10) Iris wears her wings on her back (...How come I never saw those before?!)
11) Iris was a very important goddess. (Tell me something I don't know

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12) iris 'loves' voordaan. (forumfoto).
No comment on that last one.
